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A couple of "Washington Landmark" photos from our excursion last Saturday. It is kind of funny to watch the tourists stand on the mall and take pictures of their family trying to "lean" against the Washington Monument. The Bean was mortified that I wanted to take her picture next to the Monument, so these are all I got. It is hard to imagine that this tall, lanky girl is the same one from the picture at the bottom. I swear sometimes I hardly recognize her.

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August 20, 2008 at 08:00 AM in Not Knitting, Places We Go, Silliness | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

In Your Satin Tights...Fighting for Your Rights...And the Old Red, White and Blue*

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You did know Halloween was coming...didn't you?

*you can find the lyrics to the Wonder Woman theme song here

October 11, 2007 at 04:46 PM in Silliness | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)

Knitting with Marzipan

By way of another blog (sorry, don't remember which), I saw this link to the VeganYumYum Web site. They have a tutorial on how to create "knitted" items out of marzipan. I bet these cupcakes are 10 times better tasting than wool ;-)  Even if you aren't a vegan, take a look around the site. It has great photos, and lots of yummy looking food.

Knitcupcakes

(photo courtesy of the VeganYumYum Web site)

September 14, 2007 at 11:01 AM in Crafty Stuff, Food and Drink, Silliness | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

Anything but the Socks!

This is so weird. Apparently, this man has a fetish for women's socks. We can only guess that they are probably hand-knitted socks, because we all know those are the only ones worth stealing. Can you imagine how pissed you would be if someone broke into your home and stole your lovingly knitted socks! TV's, computers, cameras, they can all be replaced. But the socks....IMPOSSIBLE!

May 08, 2007 at 12:02 PM in Silliness | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

The Sniffer

The Bean is notorious for sniffing things. (But then again, so is her father.) I swear I have never seen a child take such an interest in the smell of things. Case in point:

(we are in the grocery store...Bean is sitting in the cart and I have my back to her while I am looking at Q-tips)

Bean: (sniff, sniff)

Bean: Oh, that smells good.

B: Mommy, you have to smell how good this is.

(I turn around and she hands me a jumbo-size pack of deodorant maxi pads.)

B: (loudly) Smell it Mommy, smell it. Doesn't it smell great!

Me: Um, we usually don't go around smelling these. Let's put them back.

B: But they smell so good. What are they?

Me: Trust me, you don't need to worry about it right now.

When I told this story at work the next day, someone I work with asked me if they were "Always" brand, and she was right! But she wouldn't tell me how she knew.

March 29, 2007 at 04:38 PM in Silliness | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)

Will the Real Ferdinand Please Stand Up.

Ferdinandhorn_3 Last Wednesday evening, I happened to take a look at the schedule for the Bean's school that was posted on the bulletin board in the kitchen. "Friday - March 2, dress like a character from your favorite book" jumped right out and smacked me in the face.

Me: Honey, do you have to dress up for school on Friday?

Bean: Yes! I can dress up as my favorite book character for all day!

Me: Well, that will be fun. Are you going to dress up like Cinderella or some other princess? (We have LOTS of princess costumes, so this should be easy)

Bean: NO! I want to be Ferdinand. Ferdinandcover

Me: (blank stare that quickly moves to a look of panic)

HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO PULL A BULL COSTUME OUT OF MY BUTT...IN ONE DAY NO LESS!

Let's just say that I am very lucky to have a shady-looking costume shop not far from my office who just so happened to have a very old hat left over from the days when the Vikings were busy plundering Europe. A piece of elastic, some white felt, some b/w yarn, and one tube of SuperGlue later, I give you Ferdinand:

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And the best part, an actual working tail:

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March 09, 2007 at 04:12 PM in Silliness | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

Oh, Come on Now...

A while ago, I posted about the Web site that had been developed for the caveman from the Geico ads. I thought the site was very clever, but this is a little bit too much. Not sure a 30-minute show will last. I bet I can guess who will probably buy all the ad slots.

March 05, 2007 at 11:06 AM in Silliness | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

OK, Who's Got the Hot Dog?

I went out at lunch today to get a copy of Stephanie Japel's Fitted Knits from my local Barnes and Noble. On the way back to the office, I swore I kept smelling hot dogs. Now this wouldn't be such a weird thing since I do work in a city full of hot dog carts, but there wasn't a one on my route. Even when I stopped at my favorite restaurant (Teaism) to pick up something to eat, I thought I smelled hot dogs cooking (and if you have ever been to Teaism, you know how absolutely absurd that thought is). I honestly started to think it was me!* Someone else please let me know that you also smelled hot dogs today. I don't even care what city you live in.

*Added - I had someone at work check me out, and I am pretty positive that I do not smell like a hot dog.

February 28, 2007 at 02:47 PM in Silliness | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

The Pad of a Caveman

UntitledI am sure you all have seen at least one of the caveman commercials from Geico. You might not know however that you can actually tour his "crib". Be sure to click around on everything in his apartment, including the ipod, TV, recipe book in the kitchen, and his answering machine. You can even rearrange the magnets on the fridge! The site is so much fun to explore. The future of Web sites for sure!

* In case you were wondering, the name of the song in the airport commercial is Röyksopp's "Remind Me". You can listen to it on the ipod in teh caveman's apartment.

February 03, 2007 at 09:00 AM in Silliness | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

Please, Step Away From the Daddy!

Last Thursday I had a knitting class after work (more on that later), so I didn't see the Bean until after she had already gotten into bed. As soon as I got home, I went in to snuggle a little and hear about her day. It is amazing how she won't say squat at the dinner table, but she becomes quite the chatterbox at bedtime! Bedtime is usually when I hear about the drama that unfolds at preschool.

Anyways, she proceeded to tell me about something that had happened at school that afternoon. The Bean has a friend at school named "V" that she has known since she was six months old. He is not only her best friend, but her worst enemy. They honestly act like they are married sometimes...even the teachers have commented on their love/hate relationship. Apparently, "V" decided that he was going to write a note and give it to my husband when he came to pick the Bean up from school. Well, the Bean was going to have none of this because NO ONE writes notes to her daddy except for her. She told "V" this and he simply ignored her. In a very calculating move on her part, the Bean proceeded to write a note to "V" telling him that he could under NO circumstances write her daddy a note. Here's what I heard:

(Bean)
"I decided that since "V" wasn't listening to me I was going to write him a note telling him he could not write my daddy a note. Since I do not know how to spell "NO", I wrote a big "I" on a piece of paper because I know how to write an "I". I told "V" that it said "NO" and I put it on my daddy's shirt when he came to pick me up."

My husband told me later that he was forced to wear the note on his shirt all the way to the parking lot and couldn't take it off until they were safely in the car ready to drive home. I tell you, that girl is going to be a CEO someday. And, her daddy will ALWAYS be HER daddy. Her shirt says it all.

September 11, 2006 at 09:46 PM in Silliness | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)

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