Bean: Mommy, when I get big will you let me wear perfume?
Me: Sure...when you are a big person.
B: And when I get big will you let me have some of that "underarm lotion" that you and Daddy use? (gestures and shows me how you put it on)
M: Umm, sure...when you are a big person.
B: I want the kind you and Daddy use. No, wait. I think I would rather have blueberry flavor.
Sounds good to me, Bean. "When you are a big person" seems to be approaching way too quickly for me.